你知道為什麼的 - 盧廣仲CrowdLu

Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2008-08-04T00:20

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話說夏日炎炎　今天就學隊長穿了一條短褲外出

就在等公車的時候　肥美的小腿成為蚊子的最愛

短短十多分鐘　我已經被蚊子吸乾我的血了!!! (太誇張嗎? 那你信一成就差不多了)

唉...為什麼小隊長都不會被蚊叮阿?

這跟血型有關嗎??? 不公平阿~


之後去到朋友的工作室搗亂 一不小心 眼睛沒帶

膝蓋被劃破了 出現一道血痕

我望著受傷的膝蓋 竟然在暗爽起來 你知道為什麼的!!!

阿...真的仲毒很伸阿!!!


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All Comments

Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2008-08-06T06:31
眼睛沒帶是很危險滴!!!不過我知道是為什麼XD 酷噢XD !
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2008-08-10T13:28
阿哈哈 朋友阿 短褲真是夏天的必備良品!!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2008-08-13T14:46
隊長大人的小腿太搖滾 蚊子找不到點進去叮啊XDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2008-08-14T21:46
記得包紮!跟擦藥!細菌感染就不ROCK了!!!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2008-08-16T06:00
噗...XDD考慮清楚耶!!不要留疤啦
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2008-08-19T14:23
容易被蚊子叮咬是因為體溫較高......(y)
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2008-08-24T08:45
我是愛吃肉 之類的變成酸性體質 MC來也會>/////<
或 錯字
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2008-08-26T17:57
是阿...原來是我太熱血 (又在暗爽)
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2008-08-31T15:55
酸性體質一說其實沒有什麼根據耶......by 化學教授 ^^"
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2008-09-04T07:28
包紮~~~又想起小喬,哈哈哈
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2008-09-04T14:23
我討厭蚊子 他會一直在我耳邊叫很吵!!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2008-09-05T10:47
我覺得...睡覺有蚊子嗡嗡叫的 會睡到神經衰弱= =
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-09-06T06:15
咬我還OK但請它們不要咬太大口好不好,腫一大片好難看
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2008-09-07T13:40
嘖嘖 我的腳無法見大眾啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (搥牆)
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2008-09-10T00:57
我一直在抓癢好難看 @@
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2008-09-10T06:21
我的腳也是紅豆冰~~~~~料超多的喔~~
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2008-09-14T10:15
反咬它一口......= =+ 這是個黑吃黑的世界！你死 o 我活!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2008-09-16T11:12
幸好我退紅之後就沒事~不要把蚊叮的地方抓破阿
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2008-09-18T22:26
應該.....很營養吧XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2008-09-22T17:28
一種最恐怖 就是小黑蚊 !!!!!! (亂入)
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2008-09-27T00:09
OH,我剛剛發現行動九的煽動文PO了出來喇
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2008-10-01T14:14
我也很常被丁欸!真的很王八..
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2008-10-05T22:41
有我的文欸 @@ 好害羞阿~
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2008-10-09T23:35
賣你靈魂大是哪一篇煽動文啊 快來品香一下>/////////<
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2008-10-11T04:31
對阿,我貼那些蚊怕貼都沒用~ 蚊子比蟑螂更難防
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2008-10-11T22:25
倒數第二篇吼=///////////////////////////= ?!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2008-10-12T21:43
架~~架~~~架~~~~~ 麻~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2008-10-17T06:18
有蚊怕貼這種東西噢?那是什麼???
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2008-10-20T09:22
賣你靈魂大是正妹來著>//////////////<!!YAH!!!!!!!!!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2008-10-20T11:46
是滴 嘻哈永遠大~
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2008-10-23T19:34
OH,我是說你倒數第二~ 不是說正妹 OMG~~~~~~~~~~@@
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2008-10-27T12:24
蚊怕貼是好像一張貼紙,貼在衣服上可以驅蚊的~
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2008-10-30T10:51
好正喔!!!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2008-11-02T20:27
什麼 誰是誰壓 我也要偷看小隊員!!!!!!XDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2008-11-07T07:41
科科
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2008-11-07T12:16
別害羞!!!!!!!經過廣伸小隊認證的正妹!!!!品質保證呀!!!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2008-11-10T19:53
明明就是正妹一枚>///////////<!! 嘿嘿~
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2008-11-14T20:18
所以正妹的膝蓋破相了!!!!>"<
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2008-11-16T00:12
靈 魂 大 是 正 妹 !!!! 又是 好心腸 的正妹
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2008-11-20T15:33
廣伸小隊大家都很正!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2008-11-22T12:50
科科 !!!!!! 正妹 正妹 靈魂大是正妹
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2008-11-27T02:32
沒有 我是歪的
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2008-11-29T23:44
我是歪的--->自首無罪！阿門!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>"<
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2008-12-02T20:44
插一下話!!!!剩96張啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2008-12-04T14:48
抱歉 我也歪了!
96好威喔 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2008-12-05T19:36
96!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-12-06T01:16
破冬了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2008-12-08T20:12
不知道莉莉揪有投稿煽動文嗎 >//////////////<
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2008-12-11T07:59
WOW,好威阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!爆滿爆滿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2008-12-15T22:35
一顆心 噗通噗通的狂跳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2008-12-17T10:29
走溜 96 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我為何一直曲諧音ˊˋ
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2008-12-17T18:58
你們有投嗎?其他人寫得好長好認真阿~~~
George avatar
By George
at 2008-12-18T00:00
酷欸!!大家一起倒數唱票 跟跨年倒數一樣興奮>//////<!
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2008-12-18T13:11
我要分天來看 不然我頭都暈了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2008-12-19T06:46
v(￣︶￣)y 我也是歪的(挺)
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2008-12-21T06:11
一瞬間 隊長的票全部都賣掉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John avatar
By John
at 2008-12-23T14:30
好多文章喔 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2008-12-27T02:30
有幾篇真的很不賴!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2008-12-28T09:11
補樓上 是全部都很厲害
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2008-12-29T14:53
我希望可以在奧運開幕前爆滿~ 要不要開賭?!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-01-01T16:08
好啊!!!!!!!!!(爽快)
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2009-01-06T02:40
YAH!!!!!票快賣完了~好海皮!!!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-01-06T04:20
慶功宴阿 隊長!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-01-08T19:44
太威了！！！！
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-01-09T10:44
賣光他!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-01-11T23:48
有聽說O型血的人比較容易被叮，我就是～
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2009-01-16T21:08
(點頭) 我就是O+啦!!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-01-19T09:00
我是全家最容易被叮的但不是O型!我的O型短褲爹卻不會被叮
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-01-21T15:21
我跟朋友站在一起,蚊都集中只叮我欸~我媽以前騙我因
為我的血甜蚊才叮我~ 我小時候真的相信她 @@
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-01-25T07:24
我也有投....居然也有出現，真是一件開心的事情
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-01-29T00:40
體溫高囉~
所以我們化學教授建議大家睡覺可以和嬰兒一起睡!!!!!!!!!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-01-31T16:34
樓上是哪篇?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-02-05T08:46
看帳號應該是第一篇?!
哈哈,為什麼? 重點是沒有嬰兒阿教授~
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2009-02-05T15:21
是第一篇....不是很專業的心得文....
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-02-10T00:23
哈哈哈！嬰兒體溫比較高！來吧baby taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-02-12T08:15
和嬰兒一起睡就都是嬰兒被叮囉？感覺嬰兒很可憐.....
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-02-13T14:38
生一就有了 (亂入)
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-02-17T01:04
u大的部落格好漂亮阿!!!東瀛風~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-02-20T19:23
阿 前面moon大是說 生一個就有了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-02-21T01:53
生一打再分我!!!XDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-02-22T16:56
原來隊長大人小時候想當發明家啊....................
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-02-26T12:20
科科 老師 您愛說笑 哈哈! 發明家我就會想到愛迪生
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-02-28T23:12
你生 然後送我 XDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2009-03-04T05:34
想到愛迪生 就想到隊長曾經留過爆炸頭
George avatar
By George
at 2009-03-06T00:40
生嘛~ 阿玥~ 這樣我才有工作機會!!!!!!!!!!!!!>///<
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-03-07T16:38
想到爆炸頭 就想到關門大吉的爆破鍋 囧a
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-03-09T09:39
囧 生產報國!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-03-13T21:42
說道爆破鍋就想到......慶功萌萌馬糧鍋!!!為大家滅個食慾
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-03-18T02:22
噢耶 我去睡了 小隊員晚安 (揮手)
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-03-19T09:06
謝謝靈魂大的稱讚阿.....我覺得我總是跟不上廣伸版的推文速度
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-03-20T13:24
靈魂正妹 晚安喔!!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-03-22T16:50
靈魂正妹晚安 (羞)
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-03-25T17:18
賣你靈魂大 晚安:D
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-03-27T18:36
話說 襪子大你一定跑去預購了 對吧??!! (亂入)
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-03-28T10:11
iBuenas noches! Have a Crowd dream~ *^_^*
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2009-03-29T15:31
咦咦　我今天真的有預購東西ㄟ 但阿玥是說哪郭 ˙o˙
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-04-03T00:20
科科 就那葛阿 哈哈 哈哈 !!!!
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-04-05T09:15
弄得我好害怕呀~~~~該不會阿玥也有逛那葛板吧 哈哈哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-04-07T19:43
哈哈 哈哈 哈 哈哈 哈哈 哪個板啊? (誤)
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-04-11T10:47
一切盡在不言中 YAH!!! 晚餐吃豬排飯我現在好飽 (離題)
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-04-15T23:39
哈哈 不如就把這話題帶開吧 哈哈 哈哈
我肚子好餓 阿!!!
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-04-16T04:10
餓了就趕快去休息吧~ 先喝點水墊墊胃~ (y)
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-04-18T23:18
科科 老師真貼心!!!! 嗚嗚~
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-04-20T03:40
我八肚也好餓
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-04-22T20:18
大學的時候吃的像乞丐，晚上常餓到心悸，只好用這招.....
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-04-24T04:28
我等一下就要去睡覺哩 各位小心肝~
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-04-28T12:28
餓到心悸 Ｔ____Ｔ 這樣對胃不好啦　真的～
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-05-03T09:20
嗯，我兩年前我的確潰瘍了......~"~
我幹麻打兩次......= ="
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-05-03T19:08
老師 還好吧!!!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-05-03T22:05
聖誕老師~要保重身體!! 話說我玩前幾篇出現的名字遊戲
http://wtf.hiigara.net/cc/ 我打 聖誕牛 進去
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-05-06T04:42
老師很好！在家裡讓爹娘照顧的相當好!!!!(Y)
卸卸大家的關心唷~ >W<
大家有沒有發現，沒有聖誕牛呢！XDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-05-07T07:13
老師~要小心肝
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-05-11T03:03
我打我真名進去...竟然..說我是變態 可惡 (抖)
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-05-13T06:03
科科 時間不早哩!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-05-13T21:44
變態!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(指)
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-05-16T20:10
歐歐　好像到睡覺時間了
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-05-20T19:48
喔不~老師 我罰跪 是...是 耶誕牛
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-05-23T00:10
好像到了乖寶寶該就寢的時刻! 不如這樣~
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2009-05-26T18:13
哈哈哈！沒有關係地!!!!!!!!!!!!!聖誕大感覺比較像節日!!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-05-30T14:55
請溫柔的對待我，不過，如果是聖誕牛的話，我會忍耐的...
天啊！我查到這個...XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-06-02T11:38
各位俠士們 小女先行告退 我們後會有期吧 架~~~~~~~
夜深了 (嘆) 襪子你這是再..
John avatar
By John
at 2009-06-06T09:33
聖誕老師餓到心悸@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!別這樣聖誕老師(搖)
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-06-08T05:03
玥大俠慢走~~ 襪不送了!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-06-10T19:59
阿玥晚安
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-06-12T06:56
阿玥good nite
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-06-13T09:57
我的本名是......毒電波......幫派的陰影呀......
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-06-18T07:21
我覺得阿玥會夢到自己在吃美食 XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2009-06-19T13:31
她會夢到自己把剩下的 90 幾張票吃光光!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-06-23T22:57
這 我希望我可以夢到再啃雞腿之類的
科科 希望明天再上來看 就是賣完票的時候了!!!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2009-06-26T15:43
結果是啃自己的手>"<
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-07-01T14:39
哈哈 不要跌下床就好哩
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-07-03T03:22
ㄟ！阿玥！睡覺去啦！快點啦！Bonne~ *^_^*
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2009-07-05T14:28
我也要去睡了~大家晚安 阿玥~一起去啃雞腿吧
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2009-07-05T20:13
老師 你怎麼可以翹班~~隔壁教室不是在上課中嗎XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-07-07T22:23
科科 我乃愛脫拉也~ 老師 您也請早點歇息~
好滴 模們特大~ 我們這就去啃雞腿 哈哈
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-07-08T09:14
摸門特晚安~~~ 我也~~~~~~ 姑奈各位!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-07-12T09:21
哇賽我也要去睡了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-07-12T22:59
60!!!我也先下線囉~ 早餐我想吃爆破鍋!!大家懂我意思的!!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-07-16T11:45
Have a Crowd dream! *^_^*
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-07-20T18:00
(偷偷在這裡說....票剩93張了!!!!!!) ya
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-07-24T01:04
YAH!!!!!!!!!早安!!!!!!!!!!!!剩93張 加速count down!
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-07-24T13:20
YAH!!!!!!!!! 91張 繼續倒數中 酷哦:D
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-07-28T22:43
年代網站一整個慢啊現在!!!! 劉德華太恐怖了XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-08-02T15:07
原來不是我電腦的問題 !!! !!!是大家都去搶票啦!!!!XD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-08-04T02:00
欸 現在真的跑超慢的
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-08-08T10:56
板標超振奮的 一直倒數吧!!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-08-10T09:00
剩兩位數了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-08-15T01:43
我剛剛看康永哥的網誌,他寫了一篇賣靈魂~呵呵呵
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-08-16T08:45
康永哥有網誌噢@ˇ@ 酷欸!!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-08-18T23:39
可以伸康永哥的網誌嗎⊙▽⊙!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-08-22T01:42
有阿,http://blog.sina.com.cn/caikangyong
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-08-22T05:28
唔@@!!原來sina也有blog空間啊 謝謝賣你靈魂正妹大:D
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-08-22T09:05
COOL!!!!感謝靈魂大~~~

我要加入小隊！！！(充滿鬥志挺)

Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2008-08-03T22:58
☆ 吉米寶貝：moondolphin ☆ Itand#39;s like：海豚 ☆ 老鼠郵差：台北縣樹很多的地方 ☆ Que te pasa：聽我愛你......從早上重覆不斷聽到現在！XD ☆ 早安晨之美：巧克力吐司+肉排加蛋吐司+溫豆漿 ☆ boring：小時候蹲在陽台，數螞蟻加觀察螞蟻與蚜蟲的 ...

你們也想擁有這樣的髮型嗎？

Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2008-08-03T22:48
小小獻醜一下 有冒犯到 請見諒 http://blog.yam.com/maxhaha1007/article/16446876 話說磨菇頭，真的會因年齡不同而感受不同耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 某天某小鬼看到我的磨菇頭造型，竟然對我說髮型好噁＝皿＝+ 另一個小羅莉也說好噁= =+ 還說棒棒堂 ...

看到有人點廣伸的歌耶

Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2008-08-03T15:54
【主功能表】 批踢踢實業坊 看板《talk》 ╭───╮ 有好多好多早餐在這裡 在我們最熟悉的早餐店裡 ╭───╮ . ├───┤ ...

愛樂也有好事!!!!!!

Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2008-08-03T15:01
http://myurl.com.tw/2f15 來了來了！ 廣仲駕著萌萌從山坡上輕輕滾下來了~ *^_^* - ...

好事電台有壞事？！

George avatar
By George
at 2008-08-03T13:59
http://www.bestradio.com.tw/index.php?fn=boatandamp;p=1andamp;id=2340 話說， 等一下有隊長耶~ 可是...... 可是...... 可是...... 線上「不能」收聽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...