耶誕爸,你不是在選婿...... - 盧廣仲CrowdLu

Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2008-08-09T18:42

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天氣好 (至少下午是這樣)、時機巧、堆在門口的好兄弟姊妹也吃很飽!


稍早在中視瞥見拿著布偶的拉拉,

耶誕牛心想:金賀金賀,等一下就有隊長啦!!!!!!!!


手中握線香、雙腳踏家門外、頭往家裡頭伸、雙眼離不開電視前......


當時,

耶誕牛呈現極度扭曲的寫照......


在奧賽與星光的拉鋸之間,

耶誕牛硬生生從耶誕爸手中搶回遙控器的掌控權!!!!


來了來了~

廣仲今天拉著baby不是盟盟和拉拉從山坡上輕輕地滾下來~

(合唱100種生活)

牛小妹:後,他真的長得很好笑!看了就想笑!

耶誕媽:這歌是他寫的喔?

耶誕牛:對阿對阿,不過這首詞是綺貞的男友寫的......

耶誕爸:(鄙視+不解)這頭髮也不好好弄......(從此一直抱持著不屑的眼神......)

耶誕牛:有什麼關係,才華才是王道!!!!而且他本人才不是長這樣勒!!!!!!!

這星光很奇怪耶,把他拍得這麼黝黑......

(開始演出 Vitas......)

耶誕媽:喔,這就是海豚音。

(此時,牛小妹噗嗤一笑,我不疑有她,畢竟現在是七月......)

耶誕牛:老爸老爸,就是這個啦!他有去訂做短褲耶!!!!因為他愛穿膝上短褲!!!!!!

所以我不能再笑你有同樣的想法了!!!!!!!!!!!

耶誕媽:短褲喔,和妳爸一樣耶!!!!!!

耶誕爸:(流露出英雄所見略同的眼神) 本來就是,短褲就是......(過長,剪片)

耶誕媽:妳看妳爸多時髦,也想訂做短褲......

..............................................................................

(因為短褲讓耶誕爸樂開懷,之後他開始和耶誕媽顧左右而言他,不再輕視蘑菇......)

耶誕爸:那個XXX,我就是覺得他看起來怪怪的......

耶誕媽:對阿對阿,他......

..............................................................................

原來,

短褲是一種時髦的象徵,

訂做短褲,

更是時尚潮流,

Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


話說回來,

耶誕家天倫之樂的呈現實在詭異得很......

詭異喔,

詭異到了極點喔!


╭══╮
│小廣│
│隊伸│ 耶誕‧牛 *^_^*
╰══╯

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Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-08-12T02:56
科 聖誕爸是真潮男(指)
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2008-08-14T20:36
短褲融化了聖誕爸的心~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2008-08-15T14:37
潮男所見略同啊!!!!!!!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2008-08-15T23:41
其實我不斷懷疑耶誕爸是潛水隊員,
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2008-08-17T22:29
短褲是潮流啊!!!!不過我不適合...
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2008-08-22T09:51
因為每次我在聽好想要揮霍,他都會在樓下跟著鬼叫...= ="
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2008-08-24T22:43
XD (耶誕爸:其實我練海豚音很久了 救窩~~~~~~~~~~~~)
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2008-08-27T12:44
他不會是想要飆:誰來救我!!! 那一句吧?!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2008-08-31T05:40
Yah......He does......= =
Una avatar
By Una
at 2008-09-04T16:09
大概會飆到一半然後就開始酷酷掃...
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2008-09-05T22:58
耶誕爸:咳咳...咳咳...(裝沒事)
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2008-09-09T01:28
不不不,我想他會偷偷教耶誕媽來個琴瑟和鳴......
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2008-09-09T12:05
我和牛小妹很擔心家裡的玻璃......= ="
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2008-09-09T21:42
我想到隊長上棒棒堂那一段:誰來~酒窩~~~~~~(氣音笑場)
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2008-09-14T14:09
其實聖誕爸很想變成聖誕大的偶像!!!!所以一直在模仿 ~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2008-09-15T04:45
而且上面一連串爆是怎麼回事 我才去了一趟天母回來就這樣!!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2008-09-16T15:17
慶祝賣關關的連爆行動(〞▽〝*)
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2008-09-17T18:53
樓上這位是幽默泰斗XDDD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2008-09-18T10:42
幽默泰斗哈哈哈 有跟秀斗泰山一樣幽默嗎!!!!!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2008-09-18T23:30
快別這麼說....秀逗泰山色色的( ̄□ ̄|||)a
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2008-09-19T21:45
他很酷耶!!!!!!我小時候超愛看
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2008-09-20T14:13
都在伸夜時段播出 我記得他可以把皮拉開 0.0
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2008-09-21T06:39
現在還有在播嗎!!!!? 我會學他的臉哈哈哈很醜很好笑
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2008-09-23T21:48
哈哈哈 整個太歡樂了 我爸也是愛穿訂做短褲欸XDD
而且我老爸也說過 "頭髮也不好好弄" 這句話...
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2008-09-25T10:14
耶誕老師 我們兩個..是不是..姊妹嗎 ( ̄□ ̄|||)a
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2008-09-30T07:11
科科 我也有看到這樣
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2008-10-04T19:47
妳是我的姊妹,妳是我的 babe~ Oh yeah~ >///<
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2008-10-07T23:08
你是我的 BABY!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2008-10-12T00:39
稍早不小心在緯來綜合台看到綺貞,居然不爭氣地尖叫>///<
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2008-10-16T00:03
綺貞哩 顆顆 聖誕老師 今天過得很嗎? (亂入)
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2008-10-19T05:11
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2008-10-19T12:04
阿 我是要問你 今天過得怎樣 這樣!!! (我傻了囧)
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2008-10-21T21:38
亂入:吃泡麵真的好心酸......尤其是有豬頭魚板那種.....
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2008-10-25T05:22
喔喔~ Asi asi......有點空虛......阿玥,妳呢?^^
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2008-10-28T06:02
看到豬頭魚板四個字 我笑了XDDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2008-10-29T12:21
Oh~ Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!耶誕大悲慘的一餐呀......~"~
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2008-11-01T12:33
豬頭魚板不是很小一個麻? 科科 我今天吃很飽這樣!!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2008-11-05T09:02
聖誕老師 豬頭魚板很口愛捏>///<給我給我(伸)
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2008-11-09T12:33
科科 我今天吃了我自己摘的地瓜葉 好吃!!!(大拇指)
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2008-11-10T18:36
我最愛吃泡麵裡的魚板了~~~
John avatar
By John
at 2008-11-11T16:41
阿玥家有種蘆薈、西瓜和地瓜葉(筆記)
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2008-11-13T18:54
我最愛吃 煮泡麵加蛋了 (誤)
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2008-11-16T02:05
嘻哈,妳確定要嗎?它們現在應該是安穩地徜徉於在我的胃酸.
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2008-11-19T22:12
泡麵還是煮了比較好吃,加菜加蛋什麼的!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2008-11-20T09:33
嘻哈 你都筆記些甚麼阿 科科 我今天還是摘玉蘭花!!
科科 只有吃豬頭魚板會飽嗎? 科科
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2008-11-24T23:08
呃~那下次妳看到豬頭魚板的時候跟我說XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2008-11-26T06:55
Okay!!!還有一碗!!!!XDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2008-11-28T06:18
心裡會很滿足這樣XD 可是又會捨不得吃牠><
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2008-12-01T04:24
科科 我今天還啃了西瓜 嗚嗚 好飽喔!!!! 囧
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2008-12-05T07:54
我竟然在想像整碗都豬頭魚板的樣子XDDDDD會飽阿這樣!!!哈
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2008-12-10T06:51
現在好想吃檸檬......>///< 等一下去擠一顆好了!!!!!
John avatar
By John
at 2008-12-14T02:19
XD 整碗豬頭魚板在飄浮 這畫面好可愛>//////////////<
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2008-12-16T13:30
科科 檸檬好也 我喜歡喝酸滴!可是豬頭魚板不是很小碗
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2008-12-21T04:39
就是因為小碗才會在這兒自怨自艾呀XDD!!酸的好呀!!!!!(Y)
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-12-21T16:50
那這去吃一點小點心!!!!!!檸檬好阿 酸酸甜甜好滋味
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2008-12-22T21:05
餓了>< 我想下樓吃醡醬麵配百萬大歌星:P
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2008-12-23T23:36
我也想要百萬大歌星!!! 來一份~~~
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2008-12-25T09:36
XD 這幾天我都邊服用零食邊觀察大家的阿飄故事集
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2008-12-28T12:06
這次不是第四台 臭臭你看的到噢^^
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2009-01-01T04:41
科科 我不想走出電腦旁
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2009-01-03T08:29
對阿好不容易可以看..BUT我家電視壞了~~喔好瞎!!!XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-01-05T21:10
噗XDDDD 好芭
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-01-08T14:15
這邊要轉播阿飄連篇嗎
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-01-11T17:10
來吧來吧
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-01-12T21:29
今天沒有百萬吧@@?我也不想離開電腦,可是膀胱就要爆炸XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-01-15T12:21
嗚Y
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-01-17T23:49
好期待~~~~~~~(吞口水)
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-01-19T16:58
這電腦有莫名吸引力阿~~~氣會被吸光XDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-01-21T09:59
展開我們的雙手~ 準備迎接「新朋友們」的加入~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-01-22T12:28
新朋友??
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2009-01-23T00:39
科科科......也許,即將從樓上降臨......= =+
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-01-23T22:24
新朋友們 ??????
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-01-26T08:11
軍火商 來這裡~~~
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-01-30T08:43
來玩~ 來玩~ 小便斗在這兒~ (啥啦!= =")
每個人的心中,都有他們的故事......= =+
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-02-03T08:30
哈哈哈 有人要聽妮家的阿飄故事我們就輪流講 XD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-02-05T05:26
不過我朋友說 他有次收到一張罰單
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-02-09T14:22
這篇要開始講故事哩嗎? 嗚 (發抖)
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-02-11T23:15
我來了~~~
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-02-15T10:48
結果再辛亥隧道被拍到三貼 他明明只載他女朋友而已!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-02-16T12:11
歡迎光臨妳~ 小姐請問幾位......科科......
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2009-02-18T17:04
好突然就開始了 啊啊啊啊啊~~~
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-02-22T04:47
嗚嗚 !! 那老師 今天就說葛不一樣的故事吧!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-02-23T03:50
來~ 排隊喔~ 是辛亥隧道的故事先嗎?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-02-25T09:10
聖誕老師你負責主持吧
又是KTV...去新加坡都不敢去KTV了~
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-03-01T15:52
不如來抽葛號碼牌 (亂)
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-03-06T14:27
今天說短的.. 有一次﹐我們三妮和一群朋友去ktv..
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-03-07T12:30
期待ING(坐挺)
John avatar
By John
at 2009-03-10T17:09
妮家故事!!!Action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-03-11T20:57
我們就說來點駭歌﹐所以我唱王心凌的答答答...
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-03-12T16:15
唱唱唱到中間﹐大妮妮就駭得站起來在電視旁邊跳舞..
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2009-03-17T03:58
不過有笑話是從這改編的...
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-03-19T23:41
話說某天小明載小i出去兜風,但車上只有一頂安全帽.....
然後小明就說..等等遇到警察看我的吧!!!!!!!!!!
警察攔下她們問說怎麼後座你女朋友沒戴安全帽呢????
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-03-20T04:00
所以很正常的﹐我就眼睛轉到大妮妮的方向看..
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-03-21T04:42
小明大驚說:我後座沒載人阿!!!小i給了警察一個微笑~~
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-03-25T11:53
然後這個時候..我就看到大妮妮背後一個穿著黑衣..
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2009-03-29T01:53
先讓小妮妮說吧~ 乖乖~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2009-04-01T07:50
然後警察一抖~~就放她們離開了= =" 很蠢的笑話...
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-04-03T12:26
怎麼會出現小i 囧
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-04-05T15:54
彎著腰放空的很靠近看著大妮妮在跳舞.. 問題就在..
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-04-07T19:07
呼叫小妮妮!!!!!!!!!!難道被黑衣人帶走了????????????>"<
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-04-09T19:00
那個女生我們不認識.. 而且只有我看到..
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-04-13T00:56
有比小妮妮漂亮嗎?---> 亂入XDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-04-17T12:40
哈哈哈哈 說完了!! 要交棒給大妮妮!!!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-04-19T04:12
哈哈哈 我記得是個瘦瘦的年輕女生..
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2009-04-23T20:49
大中小妮妮今晚要輪番上陣嗎XD (零食飲料傳好在等)
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-04-26T12:36
請問小妮妮:黑衣人有五官嗎?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-05-01T10:36
黑衣女生有看到你在看他媽??????????
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2009-05-04T14:07
黑衣女有和你對看嗎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-05-07T11:48
看「她媽」XDDD Sorry!我失態了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-05-12T03:00
所以小妮妮有陰陽眼?!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-05-12T18:16
哈哈哈聖誕大(38推)
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-05-16T11:22
有五官~ 長得很一般﹐把眼睛轉開再看回去就消失了..
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2009-05-18T18:58
有種「大家來找碴」的感覺!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-05-20T10:56
哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!可是真的很想知道麻!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-05-25T01:01
好酷喔~ 我看過一次,但是白衣人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-05-29T13:44
她沒有發現我看到她﹐應該是不小心被我看到吧~
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-06-03T09:31
剛剛軍火商是不是有個鬼故事? 還是換中大妮上場?
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-06-05T00:03
哈哈不是陰陽眼吶~只是偶爾會看到~中妮妮說她先說~
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-06-08T01:45
之前歷史老師常說,除非不小心,否則它們真的不希望被看到!
David avatar
By David
at 2009-06-12T17:39
我常常在一個人時 對空氣說 如果有鬼就現一現伸
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-06-13T16:09
都沒有反應欸...
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-06-17T17:00
還是軍火商你先來??? 再換大妮妮﹐中妮妮去睡覺~
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2009-06-20T14:06
因為它們不承認自己是,鬼......
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-06-23T06:16
我我喔~~我剛那個就很短阿.就學姐車禍死了.可學校的室友
還不知情.還看到學姊回宿舍.說他很累要先睡了.
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-06-28T04:33
軍火商大人沒推文了耶 中妮妮上場吧:D
噗 軍火商大人對不起 請說(遞mic)
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-06-29T09:24
過一陣子才有人連絡他室友學姊剛剛車禍過世了
室友衝去學姊床上看.沒有人在床上.可後來幾天就很多宿舍
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-06-29T22:21
的同學.學妹都有看到學姊回宿舍.或是去廁所.一附很平常
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-06-30T14:41
的樣子.或是回宿舍拿課本要去上課之類
之後大家才知道學姊早就過世好幾天.後來學姊那間就關閉
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-07-04T05:19
但是過了很久.學姊還是常常在宿舍走來走去.好像不知道自
己.其實已經過世了....
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-07-07T03:49
關閉的房間也常常出現東西班動的聲音.或是吹風機聲音
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-07-09T22:00
感覺好哀傷~ 她一直徘徊在生前生活的地方~
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-07-13T09:54
希望學姊早日畢業
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-07-16T19:53
跟她同房的怎麼睡阿 天阿...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-07-17T08:50
中妮妮!!接力棒交給你!!(遞!)
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-07-21T08:17
這好像需要超渡? 想到靈魂徘徊不前的幽助......
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-07-22T09:56
(撿雞皮疙瘩)
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2009-07-24T03:52
關閉了阿~~所以之前室友都換房間了!只是隔壁的比較害怕
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-07-24T17:52
因為會常常聽到聲音.還有同層樓的會看到學姊
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-07-24T20:30
和我們男宿的上吊女孩兒一樣......在走廊上遊走......
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-07-28T14:30
好可憐喔... 那個學姐變成地縛靈了...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-07-31T05:49
(撿雞皮疙瘩,拿起來炸)
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-08-01T15:00
真的耶~ 地縛靈~ (鬼神童子?)(背後靈比較妙一點......)
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-08-03T18:27
為什麼有女生在男宿舍自殺? (我想聽我想聽!!!)
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-08-07T13:10
!!!剛剛房間跳電!!!!!!!奇怪的是!!!我姊的電腦還好好的!!!!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-08-11T14:23
好... 我就說一個發生在我阿姨身上的一個故事...
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-08-15T22:58
ET大別嚇人阿....
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-08-20T16:06
接下來,讓我們歡迎中妮妮的阿姨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(請~)
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-08-22T16:41
..................我也傻眼了啊 > < !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-08-23T00:00
你姊用筆電嗎?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-08-24T07:24
就年輕時阿姨很愛玩又鐵齒...對靈異的東西都不大相信...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-08-26T19:33
對欸 !!!!!!! 但是他有插電啊 !!!!!! @@""""
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-08-28T19:35
有天她就和一些朋友到墳場玩試膽大賽...就那種抄墓碑
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-08-28T21:03
抄墓碑?因為違規嗎?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-09-01T06:18
突然讓我想到CIRCUS的那個廢棄遊樂圓!!!!超毛的!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-09-03T15:32
然後到其中一個墓碑前突然她和和她同隊的朋友說:"快來看
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-09-05T20:15
這個男的超級帥的!這麼年輕就死很可惜咧。如果他還活著
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-09-06T03:54
我不介意和他交往!"說完就吹來一陣陰風。她的朋友就罵她
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-09-07T13:15
不要亂說話啦! 對死者很不敬! 說完他們就離開墳場了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-09-09T00:57
我同學家住在那個廢棄遊樂園附近說= =
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-09-12T14:14
and then?
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2009-09-14T09:56
之後回到家阿姨也不覺得有什麼異樣... 直到要睡覺時...
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-09-18T21:03
當她關了燈躺在床上時...她覺得好像有人也跟著躺了下來
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-09-22T20:48
她被嚇了一跳轉身看時看到一個男生的臉很很很靠近她
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-09-25T17:56
她當然大聲尖叫! 結果再睜開眼那個男人已消失了...
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-09-28T13:58
是那英年早逝的帥哥嗎?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-10-02T21:53
之後她睡意全消...就起床坐在書桌前聽廣播看著窗外發呆
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-10-07T02:08
噢不!!!!!!!!
George avatar
By George
at 2009-10-08T02:45
好像冥婚......所以我不該再鐵齒了嗎>"<
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-10-10T23:36
突然她看到窗外一顆樹上有個男人正在向她招手...那個人
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-10-13T23:30
就是之前她在墳場說要嫁的那個男生...她當場被嚇得再次
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-10-16T02:03
這篇好可怕 麻~~~~~~~~~~ (抖)
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2009-10-20T14:35
大聲尖叫!之後我婆婆就進來她房間罵她!半夜了你干嘛一直
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-10-24T19:11
廣伸版越來越恐怖了!!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-10-29T05:06
大吼大叫啊! 結果我阿姨就一五一十的把事情的經過告訴她
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-11-03T00:00
就被婆婆罵了一頓...但婆婆說明天帶她到廟裡拜拜...
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-11-06T02:42
可是各天拜拜了之後阿姨還是一直看到那個男生!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2009-11-08T01:07
被跟定了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>"<
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-11-08T16:02
無論是上廁所或者房間。刷牙洗臉抬頭就看到那個男生的臉
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-11-09T12:09
阿姨差點就被搞瘋!還因此生了場大病!婆婆就再帶她去問神
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-11-09T13:21
結果那個廟裡的人就說那個去世的男生因為生前還沒結婚
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-11-10T19:46
既然我阿姨說要跟他結婚他就要把她帶走...
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-11-15T12:12
嚇得我阿姨放聲大哭...一直求廟裡的人幫幫她!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-11-16T16:20
我室友以前也因為被很多跟,所以休學了......
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-11-21T12:08
廟裡的人結果就和那個往生的男生談判...結果阿姨就被逼
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-11-22T13:53
完了我今天睡不著了....
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-11-24T11:04
到底XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-11-27T16:57
好期待接下來的發展
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-12-02T09:29
和那個男生冥婚。而且阿姨每年都得要在他的忌日時去拜祭
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-12-06T15:41
看完後我不敢亂說話了~~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-12-11T11:27
不會吧!!!!!真的冥婚 好恐怖!!!!!!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-12-13T05:44
就這樣才化解了這個災難...所以說不要太鐵齒和亂說話...
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-12-16T04:50
所以真的答應冥婚?那阿姨還能和生人結婚嗎?
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-12-20T13:40
對啊...沒辦法一定要冥婚不然那個男人就要把她帶走...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-12-21T20:41
小時候媽媽都會叮嚀我們不要亂撿地上的東西,怕冥婚。
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-12-23T11:37
那她可以嫁生人嗎?
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-12-27T09:37
靈魂跟聖誕都是忠實觀眾耶!!
James avatar
By James
at 2009-12-31T21:05
聽阿姨說她現在的小孩偶爾會對著牆壁說話。有個隱形朋友
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-01-04T03:18
嫁人應該要當小的?
James avatar
By James
at 2010-01-08T04:43
喜歡亂說話的我要學乖:x
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-01-13T00:52
朋友還好,千萬別傷害到生人才好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-01-14T16:08
她小孩形容的那個叔叔跟那個男的長得很像... 囧rz...
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-01-18T20:39
之前學弟在地上亂撿東西,我們騙他說會冥婚,嚇得他快丟
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-01-19T21:54
就是說...雖然那個鬼不會再嚇我阿姨但他一直還存在著...
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-01-23T15:43
所以妮姨有結婚?!
我指跟生人結婚
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-01-26T22:54
有啊有啊~還是嫁人了。我每次到她家也都有毛毛的感覺!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-01-31T09:27
我也想問~ 看起來有~
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-02-04T08:23
真的耶~ 小朋友會不會冷不防地說:表姊妳坐在朋友的腿上.
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-02-09T02:21
如果都冥婚了 那帥哥可能會把妮姨當老婆管阿
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-02-11T16:00
這個感覺很可怕~~~
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2010-02-15T12:16
現在很酷~ 港、新、台三地連線中!!!!!!!!!!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2010-02-19T16:59
軍火商和妮阿姨的故事都值得讓人思考一些事情~
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-02-20T11:43
先洗澡去~ 想起我爹的神奇故事~ :P
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-02-23T07:19
聖誕大突然認真起來~
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-02-23T15:24
哈哈! 聖誕大等你回來喲~ 回來到你說! XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-02-28T14:04
我回來囉~ 剛剛才發現我一直是關燈用電腦......= ="
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-03-02T21:58
人家一向很認真~ 因為......認真的女人才有美麗的機會XDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-03-07T14:45
聖誕老師 結果大家好像都去睡了XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-03-09T10:31
哈哈哈!!!!!!! It's okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-03-11T09:51
哇 聖誕老師 我也要去躺平了 妳今天要第一個講窩~
聖誕老師晚安=﹏=
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-03-13T03:07
小妮妮還沒睡~ 聖誕大呢??
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-03-14T02:00
挖抵家!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Skylar Davis
at 2010-03-14T12:04
妮妮們似乎也不早睡呢~ :P 8/23 三妮都會來臺嗎?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-03-18T22:45
另外兩妮不行了~ 呼呼大睡了~ 剩下我~~
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-03-23T11:05
哈哈我們都很想很想很想去..可是再請假老闆會炒掉我們
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-03-24T12:41
不!!!!!!真的好可惜!!!!!>"< 只好祈禱小隊長快到新加坡!!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-03-28T07:53
我小四的時候去過新加坡玩,從此愛上那兒了呢~ :P
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-04-01T06:36
晚安摟 新竹突然下起大雷雨 (驚)
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-04-05T17:48
對啊對啊!!!所以小隊長快來嘛~~挖真的喔!!你愛新加坡?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2010-04-07T02:43
嗯嗯~ 喜歡新加坡的原因有點牽強~ 可是我就是喜歡:p
蛋,最近高雄都是五六點左右下大雨,晚上異常地涼爽....
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2010-04-08T21:07
小妮妮~ 快快休息吧~ 否則隊長都要起床吃早餐了!!!!!!!XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-04-12T21:57
我先下線囉~ iBuenas noches! *^_^*
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2010-04-17T06:32
嗯嗯!!小妮妮企睡覺覺囉因為我也要吃早餐~聖誕大晚安~
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-04-17T08:01
快爆掉這篇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-04-17T12:27
來嚕!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!可是現在都沒人欸
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-04-21T13:27
昨天有是驚悚之夜 還好我先睡哩~呼
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-04-26T10:59
驚悚之夜~~~~~~~~超抖的~~~~~~~~推阿!!!!!!!!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-04-28T07:29
大家早安!!!!!!!!!!每天伸夜都有節目@@ (遮眼偷看)
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-04-30T10:36
喔!!!!!!!!樓上我愛妳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(繼續玩不膩)!!!!!!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-05-02T10:24
樓上是情敵 樓樓上是m大殺手 (L)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-05-03T09:45
同是m開頭 來湊個熱鬧 (# ̄▽ ̄#)
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2010-05-08T04:25
yah!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-05-09T21:49
H大是要把他推爆的意思?!! 早安YAH!!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-05-12T22:15
yah! yah!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-05-17T12:28
H大早餐吃了沒:)
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-05-21T12:11
早餐吃飽飽 午餐不煩惱!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-05-21T19:29
對對對 就是要來個早午餐!!!!::)
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2010-05-24T09:10
對!!! 早餐吃飽飽 午餐不煩惱!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-05-28T05:00
今天天氣好 一起去路跑!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2010-05-28T13:32
沒人要爆爆 就讓我來爆!!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2010-05-31T14:53
NONONONO 我也要爆抱!!!!XD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-06-04T17:41
好耶 趁現在大家吃飽沒人要吃鍋!!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-06-04T22:37
樓上來亂爆 押韻比較好!!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-06-08T08:47
ya~ 大家一起來爆爆!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2010-06-12T09:56
我們來抱抱 一起來推爆!!!!!!!押!!!
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-06-12T22:54
押韻讓我好困擾ˊˋ
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-06-14T01:31
隨性隨性~~~~!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-06-14T14:58
樓上別困擾 您已押到瞭!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-06-17T22:47
在這樣押下去我們就爆不了拉!!!!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-06-20T04:55
黑阿XDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-06-24T16:20
哈哈哈投降了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2010-06-25T21:34
迅速進攻ING
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2010-06-29T23:00
投降投降!!!!!!XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-07-02T02:16
話說我參加過兩次ING (亂入)
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2010-07-06T10:23
早睡早起吃爆爆!!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-07-08T06:25
兩次ING!? ~
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-07-08T09:26
喔~小妮妮沒推齊啦XDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-07-11T02:06
路跑XDDD (有敵手出現!!!)
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-07-14T18:27
樓上想必爆破經驗十足了! 看我的輕功水上飄!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-07-18T14:18
早睡早起對齊齊!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-07-22T00:49
早睡早起小妮妮 (不行!我要累積子彈了 躲)
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-07-23T10:39
隊長早安!!!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-07-27T04:06
等事成後 我就要撤了!! 撤!!!!!!!!!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-07-30T17:47
我想到六師弟輕功水上漂哈哈阿!!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-08-02T20:31
早睡早起小妮妮 *早上早早才睡覺XP*
George avatar
By George
at 2010-08-04T08:27
就讓我來助大夥兒一臂之力吧!!! 飄
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2010-08-05T16:07
幫推!!!!!98加滿阿!!!!!!!!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-08-06T16:44
快阿!! 爆了他
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-08-07T10:47
早睡早起大家好!!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-08-09T16:07
baw!!
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-08-10T14:25
哀優大咨慢了XDD 剛剛再99停好久~~~
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-08-12T18:37
又慢了我 哈哈哈 (撤退)
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-08-13T20:19
大妮妮吃到爆破鍋拉!恭喜! 我要撤了!!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-08-14T18:40
我們下次再合作!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!酷
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-08-18T13:20
ya!!!解散
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-08-20T23:34
挖姐姐差一點就爆到惹~~ 恭喜民大~~
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-08-24T06:15
合作愉快!!!!!!!哈哈要去吃早午餐GO!!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-08-26T19:45
喔!!原來吃到惹!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-08-27T15:00
小妮妮~是姐姐爆到哩 下次就是我 等著吧ˋˊ
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2010-08-28T16:13
耶!!!! 一早就吃到爆爆~
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-09-01T05:31
爆啦~ 混好混好~ (y)

現在[V]是廣仲喔 黑色會重播!!!

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2008-08-09T02:23
沒看到得人 再去好好揮霍一下吧 噗 我是不知道要接什麼的第n行!!!! -- 我希望。i dream of http://www.idreamof.idv.tw - ...

盧廣仲 父親節報喜:我終於賺錢了!

Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2008-08-09T00:34
盧廣仲 父親節報喜:我終於賺錢了! http://udn.com/NEWS/ENTERTAINMENT/ENT6/4462459.shtml 【聯合晚報╱記者郭曉芸/台北報導】 2008.08.08 03:10 pm 今天是父親節,八大「音樂滿江紅」製作父親 ...

小隊員遲到了 Sorry I'm Late

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By Aaliyah
at 2008-08-08T23:03
☆ 吉米寶貝:(affectsnow第一次發文就獻給廣仲啦 ya) ☆ Itand#39;s like:(小寒) ☆ 老鼠郵差:(高雄) ☆ Que te pasa:(當然是聽一百種生活阿 ya) ☆ 早安晨之美:(今天早餐只有兩片土司 嗚嗚) ☆ boring:(用7減11的芥末包,包芥末湯圓 然後給班上 ...

原來跟早餐店沒有關係喔..

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By Eden
at 2008-08-08T22:31
我不是廣仲迷,但我也會對阿對阿... 今天經過「早安!美芝城」,腦海閃過的不是美味的早餐, 而是小隊長(捺欸阿捏?), 我就把「早安!美芝城」,反過來成「早安!城芝美」, 然後自以為發現新大陸... 「盧廣仲的早安!晨之美就是這樣來的噢!!」 結果剛爬了文,證明我想太多... (偷 ...

慶祝票賣完畫的圖XD

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By Leila
at 2008-08-08T21:31
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/eric870820/12464154 隊長加油! 8/23TICC見! 這是用水彩畫的 不好看請見諒:) ___________________ 我是安格 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/eric870820 - ...