許久不見的心得文 - 韋禮安 Weibird Wei

By Emily
at 2012-08-12T00:21

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噢耶另大家懷念又敲碗的不負責任心得文又來啦

首先跟高雄的朋友們說聲抱歉今天又把風雨帶過去了

以致連上臺的時候都得撐著雨傘並同時與耳機&音響搏鬥

整個非常狼狽到我的理智線幾乎斷裂

所以才會唱完第一首歌就把傘往後一丟借以平息發泄...(非常幼稚)

豈知今天聲音狀況也是非常的不好甚至到晚上臺啤演唱會結束

我都對自己的表現非常不滿意

下台以後理智線就立刻斷裂了

like this---> ◢▆▅▄▃斷╰(〒皿〒)╯裂▃▄▅▇◣

我有用拙劣的手法把理智線再綁好撐一下

但以前童軍課不太專心相信很快他又會斷了 oh well...

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唉呀好沈重

那就來探討個更沈重的問題

就是關於"艸明"這件事阿

老實說我確實不會生氣啦(理智線蠢蠢欲動?!)

我只是覺得這個用詞宅男界已經有他特定的用途了

如果拿來濫用可能造成一些人的不滿:

Ex. "萌主?!X小!?請不要侮辱這個名詞!!"

or "萌!? X宮理惠才是真萌!! 這種萌我才會世世代代傳下去!!")

（；。д。）

所以囉這是個多元文化的社會大家互相包容尊重才會有不必要的困擾咩

(充滿道理貌)

更何況

搞不好我長大想要當戰馬阿!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

http://youtu.be/Nfu0a8aiJkQ

"萌萌, 站起來~"

不要再叫我站起來了阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿

因為我已經(站)起來了阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿

(這是什麼奇怪猥X的句子阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿)

噢不你誤會了

我是説：

http://youtu.be/5kZ8_QlHUOE

起來~我要你看得見(我起來..咦阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿!?)

言歸正傳話雖這樣説但看樣子將我推上萌主之位

乃白眼俠兄最近的畢生夢想

如此鞠躬盡瘁不罔他三顧茅廬我(咦咦咦!?這主客之位!?)

所以呢明天台北簽唱會

就用萌海戰術

祝白眼俠生日快樂吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(但他生日明明是十一月阿!!!!!!!?)

而明天過後叫不叫萌主就隨緣吧

當然你們也是可以叫我

布來得。彼特

什麼? 你說跟誰誰誰同名同姓?

噢不你誤會了

我說的是

不來的。彼特 Bu-lai-de。Bit

就是那個

"討厭!人家不來的~彼特"

妸

我是説

"討厭! 人家不來簽唱會的彼特!"

所以囉請不要成為讓彼特討厭的人

明天下午3:30pm來台北車站對面參加不來的彼特的簽唱會

還可以看到他與Webber潘的簽唱會背對背舉辦喔

但會不會背對背擁抱呢?

當然不會阿如此違反人體工學的動作是要逼死誰?

您說是不是彼特?

明天見晚安

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噢耶發如此廢文而不用怕被噓到劣退真是囂張

完全展現網上一條龍網外一隻小小鳥的宅男本性

希望明天也不要是萬人推文到場兩人阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿

不過兩人也不錯可以聊個天握個手吃個飯

很chill的提早下班

相信彼特應該很開心

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All Comments

By Ursula
at 2012-08-12T09:12

推~~~~~~~~~~~

By Jacob
at 2012-08-12T18:04

推推~~ 超爽的

By Blanche
at 2012-08-13T02:55

威廉‧彼特推起來!!!

By Charlie
at 2012-08-13T11:47

明天一定到的拉XDDDDD 不過要先通知粉絲準備雨具..XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-08-13T20:38

哈哈哈哈真的是廢文但我看得好開心XDDD

By Tom
at 2012-08-14T05:30

心得文好有趣喔！！辛苦了！：）

By Catherine
at 2012-08-14T14:21

太有才華了笑死我哈哈哈幾小時後見:D

By Joe
at 2012-08-14T23:13

推推推~

By Irma
at 2012-08-15T08:04

好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2012-08-15T16:56

聊個天握個手吃個飯!! XDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2012-08-16T01:47

好像一開頭就有錯字是「令」吧哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2012-08-16T10:39

哈哈哈，好期待台北場

By Olivia
at 2012-08-16T19:31

這篇明明就是自肥文XDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-08-17T04:22

彼特您真是太好笑啦彼特

By Audriana
at 2012-08-17T13:14

第一次看到安哥發文真的太自high了XDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2012-08-17T22:05

丟傘超帥

By Charlotte
at 2012-08-18T06:57

威廉彼特是個好名字阿(點頭

By Dorothy
at 2012-08-18T15:48

好宅好宅XD

By Ophelia
at 2012-08-19T00:40

互相包容尊重才會有不必要的困擾咩 →打錯or故意錯?

By Jessica
at 2012-08-19T09:31

推~笑死人不償命的心得文

By Hazel
at 2012-08-19T18:23

什麼啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2012-08-20T03:14

太可愛了吧XDDDD

By Ida
at 2012-08-20T12:06

不愧是宅界第一把交椅無法忍受"那個神聖的字"被誤用

By Susan
at 2012-08-20T20:57

好想按讚喔 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2012-08-21T05:49

明明看到"那個字"牌，直接不悅的臉-.-

By Isla
at 2012-08-21T14:40

今天韋鳥PO文也太HIGH!

By Mary
at 2012-08-21T23:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 討厭，人家不來的~彼特快笑死了哈哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2012-08-22T08:24

超好笑的好想摸你額頭恩~發燒 PS 你好晚睡阿....

By Emily
at 2012-08-22T17:15

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2012-08-23T02:07

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-08-23T10:58

By Caroline
at 2012-08-23T19:50

果然越晚越胡言亂語阿XD

By George
at 2012-08-24T04:41

剛剛那篇按錯了........那明天沒人吧~~

By Jake
at 2012-08-24T13:33

雨天我們趕快結束還可以去喝蘇打綠體驗戀愛的感覺XD

By Connor
at 2012-08-24T22:24

只有2個人的話可以一起吃飯!? (轉頭找凶器.....)

By Ina
at 2012-08-25T07:16

感覺這張專輯逼瘋本尊，好不合常理壓XDD

By Faithe
at 2012-08-25T16:07

推~~~~~~邊看邊笑 XD

By Kama
at 2012-08-26T00:59

剛剛有喝多多?

By John
at 2012-08-26T09:50

早點睡吧...你今天太辛苦了> <

By Selena
at 2012-08-26T18:42

彼特讓我們背對比利萌翻他們~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Tom
at 2012-08-27T03:33

禮安安安我是公眾告白的那位XDDD

By Andy
at 2012-08-27T12:25

我想看背對背擁抱……XD

By Michael
at 2012-08-27T21:17

晚上金牌我也有去真的覺得身為鳥迷超驕傲!!!!><下午為你叫晚上也叫我喉嚨快炸裂但看到你真的超級開心!

By Joseph
at 2012-08-28T06:08

起伏轉折好大的廢文XDDD 崩壞了嗎哈哈哈

By Belly
at 2012-08-28T15:00

如此違反人體工學的動作是要逼死誰? XDDDDDDDD想看!!

By Brianna
at 2012-08-28T23:51

哈哈哈哈我也覺得背對背擁抱根本不符合人體工學

By Lauren
at 2012-08-29T08:43

廢文首噓 .\ /. 映要求啦，等等推xD

By Brianna
at 2012-08-29T17:34

推回來（；。д。）剛剛想法：彼得你到底想怎樣!! XDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2012-08-30T02:26

推樓上，樓上你有種！XDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2012-08-30T11:17

好想去不來的。彼特的簽唱....。д。

By Hedy
at 2012-08-30T20:09

[新聞] 韋禮安自稱彼特，台北簽唱會缺席 (特誤)

By Zanna
at 2012-08-31T05:00

然後那天豔陽日 o口o 上面我把字打錯了XDD

By David
at 2012-08-31T13:52

這篇太感人廢腑了！不來的彼得！XD

By Tracy
at 2012-08-31T22:43

彼得XDDDDD總覺得每次廢文都是本尊喝醉打出來的...XD

By Doris
at 2012-09-01T07:35

哈哈哈一樣好笑的廢文哪! 不來的彼得XDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2012-09-01T16:26

初次來到這兒還真是鄉民XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-09-02T01:18

好可愛的心得文XD 話說本尊你昨天到底跟我說了啥- /-

By Hedy
at 2012-09-02T10:10

好好笑的心得文，威廉‧彼得今天加油~不能去還是推

By James
at 2012-09-02T19:01

不來的。彼特好好笑喔~~希望今天別再下雨了!

By Leila
at 2012-09-03T03:53

好喜歡看本尊寫的心得文!XDD

By Rosalind
at 2012-09-03T12:44

期待今天 ~~~~~

By Edwina
at 2012-09-03T21:36

昨天握完手情不自禁地喊出了"超爽得"...好像嚇到人了

By Hardy
at 2012-09-04T06:27

推！

By Christine
at 2012-09-04T15:19

簽唱會跟台啤演唱會都有去，聲音狀況真的怪怪的～

By John
at 2012-09-05T00:10

上次在巨蛋頒獎典禮唱的超級好! 還是很喜歡啦:D

By Poppy
at 2012-09-05T09:02

布來得。彼特XDDD 文怎麼越來越廢了(笑)

By Frederic
at 2012-09-05T17:53

好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2012-09-06T02:45

最近心得文廢到...妸...我說有梗到我要挫屎了

By Catherine
at 2012-09-06T11:36

樓上髒髒

By Agatha
at 2012-09-06T20:28

感覺本尊又喝醉了

By Rosalind
at 2012-09-07T05:19

是最近壓力太大了嗎XDDDD

By Kelly
at 2012-09-07T14:11

為什麼不是威廉波特？

By David
at 2012-09-07T23:03

我被嫌棄了QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

By Frederica
at 2012-09-08T07:54

我家這邊開始打雷了囧囧囧

By Frederic
at 2012-09-08T16:46

推推~!

By Aaliyah
at 2012-09-09T01:37

下大雨了...

By Hedda
at 2012-09-09T10:29

雨男發威

By Margaret
at 2012-09-09T19:20

雨神~~~~~

By Lydia
at 2012-09-10T04:12

我在現場，目前四排，我穿林書豪衣xd

By Candice
at 2012-09-10T13:03

幽默

By Xanthe
at 2012-09-10T21:55

現場下大雨中~~~

By Dinah
at 2012-09-11T06:46

大家加油啊!!!

By Belly
at 2012-09-11T15:38

下雨打雷……

By Andrew
at 2012-09-12T00:29

雨下超大~~~~

By Ursula
at 2012-09-12T09:21

好大..

By Bethany
at 2012-09-12T18:12

下大雨了啦!!希望等等可以變小

By Ophelia
at 2012-09-13T03:04

雨男威力實在太猛

By Daniel
at 2012-09-13T11:56

雨神發威雨超大的啦我暈倒了

By Suhail Hany
at 2012-09-13T20:47

大家加油！現場有"那個"山"那個"海嗎？？

By Ursula
at 2012-09-14T05:39

原po真的不是王子根本就是呼風喚雨的天子嘖嘖XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-09-14T14:30

全數躲到旁邊避雨囉

By Susan
at 2012-09-14T23:22

.......希望雨趕快停~~~>"< 我要去看你>//<

By Oscar
at 2012-09-15T08:13

威廉彼特好好笑XDDD 昨天簽到第一張EP真的好開心喔!!!!

By Jake
at 2012-09-15T17:05

大家也不用那麼早排吧雷那麼大三點半再回來就好了

By Anthony
at 2012-09-16T01:56

下雨打雷我不敢出門>"<

By Kama
at 2012-09-16T10:48

雨大到不知道怎麼出門......

By Ivy
at 2012-09-16T19:39

到現場鞋子濕了又乾乾了又濕XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-09-17T04:31

突然覺得在PTT的韋鳥版很幸福可以看到臉書上看不到的超。爽。得!!!!

By Edith
at 2012-09-17T13:22

推！！超好笑的阿阿阿

By Gilbert
at 2012-09-17T22:14

本尊昨晚是又喝了幾瓶多多!!

By Brianna
at 2012-09-18T07:05

沒有人想要推爆這篇嗎XD ?

By Agatha
at 2012-09-18T15:57

又推爆吧

By Lauren
at 2012-09-19T00:49

威廉。萌。不來的彼特萬歲啊哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Brianna
at 2012-09-19T09:40

白眼俠本人其實也蠻可愛的！

By Ula
at 2012-09-19T18:32

今天以後開始戒"那個那個"運動！！所以要珍惜這短暫還可以提到"那個"的時光？！

By Zanna
at 2012-09-20T03:23

超爽的!

By Catherine
at 2012-09-20T12:15

為什麼要戒啊???

By Charlie
at 2012-09-20T21:06

樓上~本尊希望彼此尊重:))) 我們戒吧!!!!!!!!!!

By Valerie
at 2012-09-21T05:58

今天的韋鳥依然"那個" XD

By Damian
at 2012-09-21T14:49

推爆吧!!!超爽的XDDDD今日韋鳥"那個"照超"那個"的XDD

By Regina
at 2012-09-21T23:41

廢文推XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2012-09-22T08:32

爆惹

By Dinah
at 2012-09-22T17:24

耶今天有唱心醉心碎好開心!!

By Delia
at 2012-09-23T02:15

推推推心醉心碎現場版超級好聽

By Rae
at 2012-09-23T11:07

今天看到你好開心!!! 唱得好棒棒!!

By Dora
at 2012-09-23T19:58

推推推~

By Connor
at 2012-09-24T04:50

不愧是愛發廢文的本尊XD

By Ivy
at 2012-09-24T13:42

不過我想大家也只是起鬨起來而已~不那麼喜歡就換一個

By Linda
at 2012-09-24T22:33

囉! 理智線偶爾也該斷裂得明顯一點~粉絲不介意的:)

By Agatha
at 2012-09-25T07:25

這種撫慰人心好文可以至少一週一PO嗎？XD

By Una
at 2012-09-25T16:16

紅色比較萌

By Ophelia
at 2012-09-26T01:08

推回來！

By Rachel
at 2012-09-26T09:59

今天人爆多

By Rosalind
at 2012-09-26T18:51

都在等本尊不負責任又很''那個字''的心得文吧阿哈哈哈

By Olivia
at 2012-09-27T03:42

推雨神XDDDD 等台中場~~

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-09-27T12:34

超有梗的XD

By Zenobia
at 2012-09-27T21:25

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-09-28T06:17

喜歡廢文喜歡你

許久不見的心得文 - 韋禮安 Weibird Wei

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