通水管!! - 盧廣仲CrowdLu

Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-03-17T20:03

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因為廁所水管阻塞
所以最近都會有一種 在池塘中洗澡的感覺~
剛看著使用說明然後把疏通的藥劑倒進水管
在加一點冷水~ 雌~~~~~水管發出一些聲音
雌~~~~~~ 不知道為什麼聽到這種聲音會有一點HIGH
有點類似 小時後受傷的時候 很喜歡拿救生盒裡的雙氧水點幾滴在傷口上
然後也會~~ 雌雌雌 冒出白泡沫 就是一種~~~ 把頑強的壞東西吞食掉的感覺

恩~ 不過就在 發出聲音的同時 水管中也噴出一些白煙
挖!!!!!好酷!!!!!!!
噢!!!!!!好臭!!!!!!
天阿!!!!!我差一點沒被嗆死 XD

我覺得要等個一個小時我才敢進去廁所
在這段時間裡 就讓雙方都冷靜下來好好的思考

大家甲罷沒 : )

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Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-03-18T07:28
在吃香蕉了。
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2009-03-20T04:29
還在吃XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-03-22T00:10
雙氧水很痛 但真的有莫名的快感 XD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-03-24T17:51
嘶... XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-03-25T17:16
正在吃媽媽的愛心蘋果和奇異果......
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-03-28T15:25
哈 甲罷了~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-03-31T04:06
好餓~~~漲智齒都不能吃東西
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-03-31T06:03
昨天才被雙氧水雌過...好痛啊~
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-04-01T17:16
讓雙方都冷靜下來好好的思考.好像情侶在吵架 XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-04-06T15:12
用通馬桶的那支所發出「啵」的聲音也令人好high!!!!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2009-04-11T04:02
噗 小民兩個月前剛通馬桶 隊長您現在是在通水管XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-04-15T19:30
好像是等半個小時就可以加大量的水疏通了~
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-04-17T07:59
賈霸阿~
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2009-04-20T19:32
天勾賈霸阿~＊*＊ˋ(￣▽￣)ˊ＊*＊
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-04-21T21:15
剛剛在河岸外面吃隔壁的飯糰～甲罷啊:D
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-04-24T15:43
賈霸了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-04-27T10:13
剛剛假霸了!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 我彷彿聞到臭味了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-04-30T20:33
呷飽了 哈 ：）
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-05-04T12:01
一個小時他就會成長了 假霸
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-05-08T15:42
我一直想到海綿寶寶裡面的蝦霸
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-05-13T06:53
長成那樣身材很好
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-05-16T14:34
咚滋噠滋咚滋噠滋
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-05-20T15:08
啪搭啪搭
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-05-22T02:59
撲幾撲幾 這東西還蠻好玩的
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-05-26T19:00
通完廁所水管後問人家吃飽沒，隊長真死相(不來了~~)
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2009-05-28T15:15
欸!!!!!你們!!!!!!!!竟然去下面那篇搗蛋!!!!!ˋˊ
而且還是小廣仲帶頭作亂啊!!!!!!(指)
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-06-01T01:44
呷飽了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-06-01T09:08
小i別生氣,哈哈哈,
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-06-03T08:30
沒生氣只是很想笑 想說怎麼有這麼多人要賣票XDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-06-04T11:29
把雙氧水點在傷口上感覺真的很刺激,是真的!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-06-06T21:16
搜哩阿!!!!!!! 一時衝動XDDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-06-10T16:42
賈霸啊！
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-06-12T20:22
XDDDDDDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-06-17T11:52
現在去賈霸霸一點
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-06-20T13:17
超飽!!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-06-25T12:23
午告罷!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-06-27T08:32
金夭!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-06-28T02:05
always 七分飽!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-06-30T22:33
好酷炫XDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-07-01T23:33
趴搭趴搭聽起來很色耶!
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-07-03T13:23
弄雙氧水超!痛!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-07-06T12:16
啪搭啪搭很像美人魚要上岸了
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-07-06T17:43
我有不好的畫面.........
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-07-09T17:03
居然一直幫他講話
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-07-11T06:23
幫他講話XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-07-13T22:50
我今天下午買了一大顆鳳梨 然後我剛把他整個吃完了 XD
嘴巴有一點兒刺 ~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-07-16T06:46
大鳳梨裡面 有住海綿寶寶嗎
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-07-17T12:07
你毀了海棉寶寶的家............
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-07-18T19:27
j我買的這顆 裡面沒有住 別顆我不知道~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-07-20T21:19
科科
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-07-21T20:48
會歌舌頭
James avatar
By James
at 2009-07-22T00:37
整顆都吃了 (驚) 不怕拉肚子嗎?
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-07-24T15:07
齁甲齁甲~
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-07-26T00:47
小廣仲吃了海綿寶寶ˊˋ
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-07-30T03:33
吃時有灑鹽巴嗎?
James avatar
By James
at 2009-08-03T10:40
嗚嗚~~
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2009-08-06T20:45
其實你是章魚哥吧!@mm XDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2009-08-09T05:16
我口水都開始分泌了
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-08-10T16:53
鳳梨被鹽水泡過會比較甜,但我很怕吃完整個耶,牙會酸
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-08-13T06:47
沒有耶~ 一開始向野蠻人依樣整個拿起來嗑 因為沒有刀~
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-08-16T11:02
小蝸也被吃掉了嗎.......
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-08-17T04:43
鳳梨的滋味 酸酸甜甜~~~~~好像初戀!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-08-19T19:57
好狂野
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2009-08-24T07:38
想到就覺得嘴巴好酸............
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2009-08-28T20:47
用手刀..........
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-08-31T19:17
那請問~皮有吐掉嗎嗎嗎~~~~
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-09-02T21:50
吃鳳梨 不吐鳳梨皮
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-09-06T20:27
歐我買回家就是裸體的~
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-09-08T07:07
我還以為有皮 嚇屬人
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-09-09T15:21
真是性感
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-09-10T10:55
是要開模式嗎
XDDDDDDDDDD好刺激XDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-09-15T04:00
.....我看成 我回家就是裸體的..
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-09-19T21:53
鳳梨好難殺!!!!!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-09-21T17:17
大家.....真糟糕! (保守)
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2009-09-22T14:34
鳳梨真性感=////////////////=
William avatar
By William
at 2009-09-27T14:26
是吃瀨尿牛肉丸的感覺嗎 (初戀!) XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-09-29T12:16
一條好漢!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-10-01T00:19
不用刀一口咬有夠MAN!!!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-10-01T07:25
果然是很man的帥哥!!真酷
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-10-05T15:52
大家早點睡!! 我要懷著鳳梨睡去了!! 晚安 ^^
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-10-07T09:07
晚安!!!!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-10-09T10:05
yaya晚安
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-10-12T08:26
晚安
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-10-14T01:52
晚安
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-10-15T15:44
晚ㄤ
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-10-16T05:49
晚安
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-10-20T02:54
晚安 ! 祝你夜夜有鳳梨
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2009-10-24T14:49
喔小隊長晚ㄤ 我不喜歡鳳梨 嘴包會破洞
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-10-25T09:01
晚安!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-10-27T14:42
傳說是吃完鳳梨不要馬上喝水或飲料就不會嘴破
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-11-01T05:27
小隊長不在望春風開唱嗎QQ
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-11-04T01:16
早!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-11-05T08:08
大家早安!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George avatar
By George
at 2009-11-09T00:43
你 早安!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-11-11T16:59
早哇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!整顆鳳梨直接嗑好JUICY XD !
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-11-14T08:18
哈哈裸體的鳳梨!好害羞喔~昨天看了DMC首映!!好酷!!
是上次蘑菇頭比賽贏來的 雖然說我輸了~ XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-11-18T02:12
話說，我洗臉槽的水管也要通了，裡面一堆毛髮.........噁
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-11-19T11:44
對了，下週一我要回家裡幫忙採鳳梨，廣仲我可以送你幾箱
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-11-22T13:43
一堆毛髮也太恐怖~_______________________________~"
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-11-23T21:51
人每天都會掉一百根頭髮!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-11-24T17:51
人每天都會掉一百根頭髮!(筆記)
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-11-27T14:52
我看女人我最大有聽老師們說↑
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-12-02T13:42
雌~~~~~~我喝維他命水時也有這個聲音!!!!!!!酷~~~~~XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-12-07T11:31
看完這篇.............好想吃鳳梨XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-12-11T14:47
大家早安!! 小時候很愛在學校小賣部買冰鳳梨片XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2009-12-11T18:31
小時候吃太多鳳梨..現在鳳梨是魔鬼
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-12-12T00:39
Can I sing a pineapple song! XDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-12-16T17:49
有的嗎XDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-12-21T04:17
you go ask Captain Lu! XDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-12-24T01:21
啊你耍我大牌嗎你
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-12-27T23:15
95至尊!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-12-31T19:19
96!!!!可是我想到1976 也差太遠!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-01-02T15:46
97!Captain Lu can sing any song about food!
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-01-07T00:43
98!盧先生要唱菠蘿油之歌嗎
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-01-11T11:20
搶９９！
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-01-15T20:32
所以我爆了
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-01-16T11:00
100
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-01-20T22:15
sorry you are late 哈哈哈

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at 2009-03-17T12:06
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